I’ve just found a flyer for a newly opened luxury hotel in my mailbox. A one-night stay in a standard room will set you back around 80 bucks. The suite room costs $250 for the first night, but the rate goes down to $200 if you book for more than two weeks. Oh, and did I mention their beauty treatment services? Depending upon your body size and the amount of hair you have, you can have a shampoo-and-cut for as little as 5o dollars!
Did I also mention that this was a dog hotel?
And need I mention that the last time I stayed in a hotel, it was a sleazy dive in Osaka that cost 45 dollars a night. And as for my haircuts, well, they cost 30 bucks tops, including shampoo. I sure am glad I’m not a Golden Retriever, they go up to 150 dollars just for a shampoo and set, not to mention the various options available starting at 10 bucks each!
(Oh, and why the heck does any dog need a set? C’mon, it’s a dog, not a beauty queen!)