Zoo porn

 On Monday I got paid to spend a whole day at the zoo.  I saw many, many interesting sights there, but the things that most stick in my mind are: a panda munching on bamboo leaves only a few metres away from me, a koala jumping from tree to tree – yes, really! – and a grumpy silverback gorilla taking a shit.   There was also a hyperactive river otter, a sulky Burmese python, a depressed orangutan, and a lonely wild turkey (which promptly proposed to one of my students, a 56-year-old dressmaker –  surely a match made in heaven?).   I even encountered two tortoises having sex, and boy was it rude!   They do it doggy style, the dirty buggers!

Most of all, though, I’ll never forget the haughty little Manul.  There aren’t too many of those in captivity in Japan. 

Anyway, HAH!  Bet you’ve never seen any of those things before, up close and personal!  I am SO living the dream!  And you SO had better be drooling with envy!

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5 comments on “Zoo porn

  1. Karen says:

    Nope, never seen one. Isn’t it beautiful, though. The kids used to laugh at Ken & me and our nature shows, and say we were watching animal porn.

  2. Petra says:

    How did you envision tortoises having sex then?

  3. Miko says:

    I didn’t!

  4. Karen says:

    And what’s wrong with doggy-style, I ask you?

  5. Miko says:

    I wouldn’t remember, it’s been a while …

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