Out of the mouths of babes #298,395

A few days ago one of my first-graders came to me, puzzled, and said, “Miss, I told my mother that you said you were 21, and she laughed and laughed for a long time.”  And yesterday, another youngster came and asked me if it were really true that I know Santa’s phone number … because according to his father, nobody knows how to get in touch with Santa, and anybody who says that they can is lying.

Fucking idiot parents!  What’s wrong with them?  Why can’t they corroborate my shit?

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2 comments on “Out of the mouths of babes #298,395

  1. Karen says:

    LOL. They’re probably saying the same thing about you.

  2. Jeni says:

    That’s hilarious! They totally need to get on board already.

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