1. A few days ago I asked one of my more politically-minded ladies how she’d spent her weekend. Beaming with joy, she replied “on Sunday there was a big erection, and now I am very satisfied.” (And I am very envious!)
2. Yesterday I went shopping for trousers that are tough and flexible enough to cope with my Little Piggies infants and all the floorwork that I have to do with them. I finally found a sympathetic saleslady, to whom I blurted out “my job requires that I spend a lot of time on my knees.” To her great credit she didn’t direct me to the lingerie department.