You know how I like to piss and moan about gaijins coming here to dress up in kimono, pretending to be geishas, getting photographed for the presses, and blabbing about it to all and sundry, thereby making idiots of themselves, and degrading Japanese culture? Well, I take it all back. I’m sorry. No gaijin could ever do to the Japanese the kind of sartorial harm that they do to themselves.
I hang my head in shame.