I often catch my boss at the cram school watching me with a mixture of fear and loathing in his eyes, and there are several reasons why. Here is the most recent: I got bitten by a mosquito in the classroom. I can’t help that I’m a mosquito magnet, but fortunately I’ve learned that human saliva will alleviate the itching and irritation, and I act as quickly as possible whenever I get bitten.
Unfortunately my boss walked into the classroom and caught me in the act of attempting to lick my own elbow.
He just walked straight out again, without saying a word. He often does that.