February 27, 2009

Feeling gloomy?

Posted in Uncategorized at 2:22 am by Jane

I sure am, it’s done nothing but piss down with rain for the past week.  Still, things could be worse.

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3 Comments »

  1. Karen said,

    There are some wild ones in there, but the one I liked best so far was:

    Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted “I want to fuck your pussy” to my girlfriend. I later realized that I had accidentally substituted the s for the p, and actually said “I want to fuck your puppy.” FML

  2. Miko said,

    I think I’m going to have to start a regular feature here called FML. Here’s a start: Today I took Sonbeam’s brown bath towel to wash it. We don’t own any brown bathtowels, only white ones.

  3. Karen said,

    I ordered some overpriced gluten-free bread on-line. When it arrived, I immediately opened a loaf, toasted 2 pieces, and took a bite. I promptly gagged. The damned bread has a fish taste! Disgusting. FML.


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