February 27, 2009

Feeling gloomy?

Posted in Uncategorized at 2:22 am by Jane

I sure am, it’s done nothing but piss down with rain for the past week.  Still, things could be worse.



  1. Karen said,

    There are some wild ones in there, but the one I liked best so far was:

    Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted “I want to fuck your pussy” to my girlfriend. I later realized that I had accidentally substituted the s for the p, and actually said “I want to fuck your puppy.” FML

  2. Miko said,

    I think I’m going to have to start a regular feature here called FML. Here’s a start: Today I took Sonbeam’s brown bath towel to wash it. We don’t own any brown bathtowels, only white ones.

  3. Karen said,

    I ordered some overpriced gluten-free bread on-line. When it arrived, I immediately opened a loaf, toasted 2 pieces, and took a bite. I promptly gagged. The damned bread has a fish taste! Disgusting. FML.

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